This was a pretty important guy in that he WON the CIVIL WAR. Not all by himself or anything, it wasn't World of Warcraft, he had tons of help.
His main enemy was this JERK called "Robert E. Lee" that created SO much trouble. Robert E. Lee eventually conceded that what he was DOING was wrong, and GAVE UP. Kind of like happens in movies, but this was real. There ARE movies about the Civil War, but they are mostly factual. No true excitement like aliens and laser beams.
I gotta bring up a pretty obvious point now. How come SO many more kids are baby-named "Robert" as opposed to "Ulysses?" There are charts and graphs to prove it. Is Ulysses such a bad name? The kid could go by "Uli" or whatever.
Imagine a misbehaving or disrespectful kid with that name getting yelled at.
"ULI! Do NOT speak out of turn!"
"Eat your damn potatoes, Uli. and then SHUT-UP."
Whereas "Robert" gets all praised.
"Ooh, you were given a tee-ball trophy, Robert. Good for you."
Life ain't fair, and neither was the Civil War.
Quit fightin it, you SYMPATHISTS. You know who you are. Ulysses S. Grant victorious 4 lyfe.
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